Quotes of the day from yesterday:
#1 - What is it that they say about bald men?
Me - They've got no hair.
#1 - I am living proof that wanking doesn't make you go blind.
Me - Dunno about me then cos my eyesight's getting better.
This morning #1 started banging on the door and asking who gave me back my music privileges, and I was like whaaaaaat? But then we did some naked ironing and I stumbled into work, having been informed that last night I promised to write a story about a giant paper clip and then fell off the bed. I don't remember this but it might explain why my hip hurts so much. Sobriety was never going to happen, really.
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sweetheart can we get together to talk about how poor we really are. the amount of money Ive been spending on alcohol could have easyjetted me around the world by now. I want to go to berlin. cheapest and latest flights is £30. If I organise everything so that all you have to do is follow me blindly, will you consider it?
thanks please.
Naked ironing?
Nekkid anyfink.
We used to have so much decorum in our house but now we wander out half naked every morning. It's all fun and games until you're making a cuppa and you spill boiling water somewhere that makes you go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
So this is HALF naked ironing. Much less interesting!
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