1. Find some decent painkillers because it would be really nice to get some proper sleep.
2. Sort out my loan.
3. Get a haircut unless I fancy the mullet look.
4. Spread a particularly 'interesting' rumour around work in retaliation for what's been said about me (childish I know).
5. Make sure my brother is okay.
6. Stop saying "twat" quite so much.
7. Try not to laugh so hard that coffee comes out of my nose.
8. Equally, try not to laugh until I cry when I am a) at work and b) wearing too much eyeliner.
9. Stop walking in on my housemate when she's half naked.
10. Be a bit more subtle.
11. Get my photos developed.
12. Stop looking so guilty. It's giving the game away.
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1 - 3. Plan.
4. Plan. Maybe I should do the same to deal with HER.
6. Yes please miss. I started using it myself recently. Yesterday I called a random stranger a c***. I wholeheartedly blame you. Skank.
7& 8. why. thats ace.
9. See above.
12. Can I not be the last to know what this is about. Oh wait.
My attention span is too short for the rest.
If you stop saying twat, I'll quit prefixing everything with "Well". It started off an ironic joke and has fast become an idiolectal feature. This shit stops here.
I WELL miss you though. lets go out, smoke a fag, put it out. see our friends, see the sights, feel aaalright.
etc x
I well miss you too. I need to stop saying that (and twat and skank) too.
I'm glad you like my plan of action. As to 12, it's not as weird as it sounds. Numbers 7 and 8... having coffee coming out of my nose and eyeliner all over my face is not especially attractive. I seem to have lost all sense of decorum. Not that I ever had a lot, but please, this is not alluring.
I'll see you tonight, right (you are a skank)?? x
Painkillers - paramol (black box with a target type thing on the front) or any of the harder migraine drugs like Migaleve should do the trick. You have to ask the pharmacist types for them though.
Loans - please share if you have any success. I only want 3k but my stupid bank won't lend it to me. Bah!
Petty retaliation at work - childish, but it always makes me feel better. Is the source of your gossip about you, a reliable one though?
Hiya...
I think it is a reliable source at work, but then again, everyone seems to be such gossips. I have decided never to gossip about anyone ever again cos it's shite, y'know when people talk about stuff they have no idea about. Yesterday I was told not to be so childish and to rise above it and all that, but I don't know about that. Maybe I'll do one last nasty thing before I become a nice person. Or maybe I won't because I won't feel the need to retaliate like that.
As for the painkillers, I will get some from the doctor when I go this week. Prescription ones have got to be stronger. Also, it will be a very good excuse not to drink, which I think I need, for the sake of my liver.
God knows about the loan. I desperately need to fill in the bloody form first, not that I hold out a vast amount of hope...
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