Fuck me! A happy post???

Basically, everything is hilarious. G called me up and was running late, so I was like yeah sure come to my house and we'll go to the pub. But I started drinking with #1 and #5 (who has become a complete tidy freak and kept tidying everything away, including the plate I'd just taken out, my phone, the cigarettes, etc). G finally rocked up and we were already all a bit drunk and I hung my shoes on the washing line cos we're fucking ghetto like that. We went to the pub where I made loads of really loud and really inappropriate comments about #1 doing the horizontal hokey-cokey. She wasn't annoyed though cos I'm her bitch and we're going on a well lesbian holiday. Anyway, G missed his train and had to stay, and I got ridiculously drunk, and asked him why he fancied me in the first place. His answer: "Cos you were an easy lay." I laughed and laughed and laughed and then thought, "what? really?" The real reason, apparently, was because of my passion, but that made me laugh even more. And then #1 was like "oh my god, you look the same, you look like pixies and you should have little pixie children!" which was possibly the funniest thing of all. #5 chatted up the barman and I chatted up the bargirl cos she's hot and I'm feeling well gay.

I was really nervous about my x-ray today but it was so much fun! The hospital is staffed primarily by sweet old ladies and I got to wear a hospital gown, which was hilarious in itself as I was wearing socks and plimsolls and I looked like a chavvy invalid. So much fun. I asked for some ovary protectors but they were like nooooooo so now I am going to have x-ray children. They asked me to sign a form to say I wasn't pregnant, and asked if there was anyway I might be pregnant and I was like "huh, if I was, it would be the immaculate conception" cos I'm a comedy genius like that. I like that hospital. Then I went to the Greek shop because oh my god I am so moving to Greece for a whole host of reasons but mainly cos I only eat Greek food and I like Greek comedy shows and Greek people fucking love me, so yeah.

Then there has been a rather pleasant development in my life and I'm pretty happy about that. And I'm seeing SB tonight, so it's all looking pretty darn peachy if you ask me.