So this girl I know has got a boyfriend and I see them together every day. I can't figure out whether I'm more jealous of him or her.
I now have about 20 mp3's but I only want to listen to this one track... but I've forgotten the name of it or who it's by, so I can't download it.
I'm leaving this job in three weeks time and people keep saying they'll be sad to see me go. I think I'll be sad to leave. I like being with all the adults and being the joker. Oh boo. I wasn't meant to be nostalgic about leaving. Anyway, the man who is a god is meant to set me up with his son before I leave.
There's a girl who says she is my friend but actually dislikes me. I don't care though, cos her boyfriend is well boring. He's an accountant who doesn't like films with subtitles and his trousers are far too high-waisted. I don't know what I'm supposed to have done. She was the one who betrayed me (as such). Though she may have read my emails, in which case I am fucked.
I read someone elses emails. And forwarded them. I am a bitch. And I laugh at racist jokes.
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heres an old favourite from my school days -
a) what do you call a **** (or, in year 6 - 'SYMA') wearing lipstick?
b) nightrider
i hate the white man.
Q. What is it about Asprins which make them work?
A. Their whiteness.
i'd stop eating cheese if I were you. Next thing you'll be 25 and wondering where the chubby bits came from. Time you hit 30 you'll be wishing that cheese diddn't exist.
oh.
that should be q) and a)
because i am a total retard.
And maybe knightrider has a k.
in other words, hello world! i am the least funny person in existence.
Mike - irrelevant for me I'm afraid cos I don't take aspirin.
Syma - I think you're funny! You were just having a "special" moment! I dunno about the spelling of (k)nightrider, but that's well racist!!
Anonymous - thanks for that?????
oh my god who said that about cheese? what a misery guts.
eat a lion bar = be happy. (Carmichael, N 2005)
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