What is all this egg freezing nonsense?

This morning they took my blood and I felt very dizzy. I went to work and was asked if I'm having my leg amputated and why I looked like I'd been taking drugs. I put on more eyeliner. I feel WELL nauseous. No one is replying to my emails and my software stealing scheme has fallen flat as someone has beaten me to it. Last night something highly humiliating happened but I am trying to pretend it didn't. I am in love with David Bowie and the ginger one out of Girls Aloud.