Friday, December 15, 2006

chota-cock

In the morning I am off to the country... woohoo! So far I have packed a pair of shoes, my phone charger, a textbook, a woolly hat, painkillers, some kimchi and some green tea. I suspect that this is not quite enough.

My migraine seems to have gone, thank god. I kept blacking out and feeling feverish. My mum reckons it's cheese and dark chocolate, but I had ONE SQUARE of greens and blacks on Monday, and I don't really eat much cheese anymore. I still don't feel quite right - my muscles ache and I'm extremely tired. And I keep having nosebleeds. This is annoying.

In class today our teacher taught us useful phrases for bribery. He is seriously the coolest teacher ever. My friend said that she would fancy him if he was younger, more attractive and less Chinese. He wears slippers in class and is a little bit offensive, but really funny. Then I went to the common room where I fell asleep while reading. Actually it was the same book I was reading the other day when I fell asleep. I woke up half an hour later and P was sitting opposite me. He'd been there for 15 minutes. I asked if I'd been snoring, and he said no, but I'd been dribbling (I hadn't - I checked). Still, how nice is he for not waking me up? Most of my other friends would have done something mean to me, like I dunno, wake me up or jump on me or draw on me. We talked about christmas for a while and then went to get pizza and I realised I am going to miss him so much over the holidays.

I'm getting quite obsessed with True Romance. I know many of the lines off by heart now and I've downloaded some of the music. I remember when I first watched it, in the Wood Green house, with fuckface (my evil ex). We'd been up all night, and one of our housemates had the video, so we watched it. It's such a captivating film. I hope one day I can find a love like this, though obviously it would be preferable if I didn't have to become a call-girl first.

I found out something quite interesting about myself the other day which explains a lot.

Christmas preparations so far are up shit creek with total presents bought numbering ONE and number of trees decorated ZERO and feelings of festivity ZERO. Just as well I'm an atheist.

I should probably go and do something productive now like cut my toenails or go to bed. Live the dream eh.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

country? where in the country? Where do you find Londoners willing to come to the country with you? Ive been trying to go camping for two years now and the only time anyone considered it was the bloody V festival. Even then we gave up and slept in the car.

Im glad you feel better, and YES to meeting "G" finally. I was starting to wonder if it would happen before your wedding day.

Is "P" going away for christmas? I can fill in for P, if you'd like. Im good at eating korean food and not abusing you. Its one of my greatest talents. Sometimes.

Im sorry that Ive not been around very much and when I have been around Ive been a bit lame. But Im better now, and good times is-a comin' miss x

Pottachan said...

My parents house in the country, tis my brother's birthday and I have come to wish him a good time and all that. I'm not camping, oh no. I am sleeping in an attic. Would you like to go camping soon? Like in the summer not in the winter cos it's cold.

I just had an argument with my dad whereby I said that I'm dyspraxic, and he said RUBBISH you're talking out of your ARSE. Families eh.

I'll call you over the wkend. P is indeed going away and I am saaaaad ALREADY. Such a loser.

Good times better be a coming. I miss you xxxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

oh youre going to a very big house in the country. fun. yes we should def go camping when its warm.

why are you fighting with dad? I hope everythings ok. But why would the dyspraxic thing come up. He must just be super worried. People should when they are worried because people are generally rubbish at dealing with most things. Yup families is lamosity.

Oh yay, Im semi sad for you and semi glad because without P I'll get hattie maozi lamb time. winner. Dont worry, he'll back soon and ion the meantime Im suprisingly entertaining.

You certainly will not call. Go do birthday festivities. I need to talk to you soon though because (DAR DAR DAR)... You knew this day would come... I need to talk to you about sex. sex. sex. sex education.

There you go, I said the word. Step 1, we'll call that, I reckon. Phew.