Dialogue

x: I love girls who write. Poetry and music, it's like the sun shining. It shines on me and makes me shiny.
Me: Ahem.

z: Er, I have to tell you I have a girlfriend.
Me: (laughter)
z: Did you know?
Me: No. But seriously, if you'd said you were gay I would have had exactly the same reaction.
z: What?
Me: I think it's me, not you.

A generally productive day involving some sleep, some study, a visit to the gym, a pitstop visit to my house and then a night of booze and singing in French on the night bus and shouting "Eduardo! Eduardo!" on Regent Street. And a dance off, where I showed off my signature move of standing in the corner smoking fags, bitching and being a bit lairy. I am pure class.