I forgot to mention, apparently one of my legs is shorter than the other one. As in, I am Forrest Gump.
Today at work I keep laughing out loud at something I was told yesterday - "You know what the reason there are so many paedophiles nowadays, don't you? Sexy kids!" I know it's wrong and I know it doesn't make me a lady, but nor does sitting in the JCR and having a poll to determine who'd had the worst sex (which turned out to be as no one else had been puked on, though my (male) friend did fake an orgasm once). Not only am I not going to get the boy I kinda like to like me back, but I am going to die alone. My friend's advice is to go for stupid men; my own carefully formulated plan is to get myself an Asian girlfriend and use her as bait. This is probably part of the reason I am going to die alone.
But before I die I am going to buy myself a PDA and use that instead of my Singapore Ministry of Education dictionary. Nod to modernity and all that.
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