As an experiment to pass the time and otherwise amuse myself, I have decided to only wash my hair with soap and not brush it for a week. It now hasn't been brushed since Tuesday morning, and I last used shampoo yesterday. So far it feels a bit like straw.
Can you hear the sound of a barrel being scraped when it comes to making my work a little more interesting?
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1. You know those crocodile clips you get from stationary shops. I just invented a game whereby I stick one on the end of my finger and see how long I can leave it there before the pain gets so EXCRUCIATINGLY BAD that I have to move it or pass out.
2. Then I spoke to (insert name of that boring person here) and they made my toes bleed from cringe.
3. Then I read Walter Benjamin which is totally irrelevant to my degree for TWO HOURS.
4 Then I wrote a story about the house I'm going to own on Primrose Hill and Mary, the chocolate labrador that Im going to have.
'Fucking Beat that! etcetera etcetera
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